Things to Say After Bad Sex
Maybe it was a first date. There was uncertainty... not entirely your fault. But now something needs to be said. To get it over with. This handy guide does help us get moving. Now, there's stuff to say after good sex too, but that's easier.
If it's bad, here's a primer to get you going:
1. I'm going to kiss your lips off
2. Baaa! (like a sheep!)
3. Here's a dollar (replace dollar with local currency)
4. I rule!
5. Nah!
And we'd like to propose some additions to this:
1. So you done?
2. I gotta get my laundry done. Will you show yourself out?
3. You don't get much practice, do you?
4. I'll call you... maybe.
5. Thanks. See you around!
It does sound rude, but we strongly advocate honesty. Don't want to lead someone on, now, do you?
