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OFFICE DARES - FIRST TO 12 POINTS WINS !!

One Point Dares

1.Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over
your ears and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time
the doors open.

6.When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the
shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge
dejected sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him
with double-barrelled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from
the nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,
"dagnamit,it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office
bicycle". Then wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to
access any p*rnography web sites.

Five Point Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points
if you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch
you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to
go do a number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off
some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I
care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican
accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one
hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God
is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit;
smash each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair
towards the door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.

15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and
cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly,
"I'll see you tonight"