Gisele Bündchen shocker: Before she started dating New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, she'd never seen a football and had no idea why the players were hitting each other.
She says the reason for this gap in worldly knowledge is because she's from Brazil. But we know what a Brazil nut looks like. Brazilian thong bikini? You betcha. Brazilian bikini wax? We've seen pictures.
We'll let Gisele slide on this on because, well, she's Gisele, and we still want to freely lust after her unencumbered by ill will.
