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Public transport in this country leaves a lot to be desired. It is often late, slow and continually breaks down.

The people of Miami thought of a better way to induce people onto public buses.

They created a brothel bus.

That's right for the mere fare of $40 you got lap dances and unlimited drinks is a sleek black bus that cruised through the South Beach neighborhood.

Detectives boarded the bus in undercover clothing to find out what else was happening and discovered that for a little extra cash you could get young women to strip down to their g-strings and perform sexual acts.

After a thorough investigation police stopped the operation and charged 75 people. The suspected owner, Christine Morteh, 29, was arrested on a string of charges including offering prostitution, transportation for those very same purposes and operating a business without a license. She was released from jail on bond.

There is no doubt though that this innovative practice would bring crowds of of young men back to using public transport.

It would certainly make it far more bearable waiting for your delayed bus or train knowing that sexy young women were going to be dancing almost fully naked in front of you for the duration of your journey.

It might just be the platform the Liberal Party needs to get re-elected.

We in India are known for our fetish for natural products. From clothes to bags to drugs, we have marketed ourselves as the world's original environmentalists. Well not exactly. But we always claim to go back to nature for our subsistence. That's why a natural substitute for Viagra was just a matter of time.

And this substitute is tasty too. Recommended by doctors – okay, they say doctors only recommend apples, but we all know the apple is only a representative for all fruit – the watermelon, says an Indian researcher in the US, has juices that are good enough to stir any man's.

This jolly old fruit (as the Brits would say) has certain phyto-nutrients, or beneficial ingredients, like lycopene, beta carotene and citrulline, among whose special abilities is their power to relax blood vessels, which is pretty much what Viagra does too. The difference is that watermelon is not partial to any one organ and is generally benevolent to the whole body, which may be why men have not recognised its benefits before.

The catch, however, lies here. It's simple really, if you think about it. The watermelon is, after all, just another fruit. And as we all know, most fruits are supposed to be seasonal. For the benefit of our readers, we at Asylum did a bit of research and found that the watermelon is in season usually from May to October. It is at the peak of its form from around mid-June to late August.

But this only means it will serve your needs at certain times of the year. So... well, it's up to you to decide what you want to do with it. Just eat it, we say – it's a jolly old fruit anyway!

Good news for skin flick connoisseurs -- the famed locale The Eagle's Nest in Porn Valley is opening its doors once more to adult film shoots.

Complex has the story along with a nice list of the most impressive landmarks in Pornoland. For example, did you know the ship from the movie "Mutiny on the Bounty" was also used for the high-budget pornstravaganza "Pirates"? Fascinating!

We have a couple of our own suggestions for famous porn sites that should receive landmark status.

-- Half of the condos in Panama City, Florida. Perhaps no city in America has done more for amateur pornography.

-- All of Dallas. As in, what Debbie did.

-- Heather Brooke's house, wherever that is.

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

Reality check - it's not diamonds guys, it's chocolates that are a woman's best friend. Yes, it is cheaper, isn't it?

Adding to the golden rule that "you are always wrong", you could do well to remember that flowers, little cute messages (not that you ever do a good job of it!) or a romantic and "I understand" (Ya right!) peck is not going to cut it. What is missing? You have checked it all out on the 'secrets to keep her happy' lists?

What women know and you guys don't at all, is that the secret lies in cocoa. Chocolates! Serious! Nothing works like chocolates. Research has shown that chocolates act as excellent mood elevator for women. There is also proof that it adds to the serotonin (a neurochemical that plays an important role in mood changes. Wink, wink!) levels in the brain and a melting chocolate in a mouth increases heart rate which is more intense than a passionate kiss. And for all you 'good kissers' out there to know that the effect lasts a good four times longer than a kiss. That maybe explains why women say, "Nothing tastes better than a chocolate!"

And also a tip for all you guys who are trying to woo that girl in college or at work who just won't go out with you cause she still can't get over her ex. Just give her two things: a shoulder to cry on a chocolate to eat while she cries. She's all yours!

We all knew that humour works well with the girls. But this new study by faculty of the University of New Mexico has got a little more specific and tells men exactly what kind of humour to employ with women, with the sole aim of seducing them (though they must not know that this is your goal, at any cost).

Women, it seems, are hugely turned on by a man who has the ability to make fun of himself. The more vicious a man is towards himself, the greater his chances of getting the desired girl to fall in love with him.

Why this works so well on women may be hard to explain scientifically. Freud might have hazarded some vague theory, if he was alive, but considering that he was not a woman, he might have got it all wrong from start to end anyway.

But there's more to the study. There's a sort of statutory warning attached in just the fine print that it deserves. Men who try out this theory are cautioned not to cross the line when it comes to stabbing themselves with the sarcastic knife. For, if they are not too careful, they might just divulge too much of their faults and get the girl turned off anyway.

This would be more dangerous than when they started, since once the girl knows of their faults, it's taken for granted that the rest of the world should know about it as well, soon enough.

And then there's the final warning. If you are not sure you can be funny at all (which means, more people in your career have laughed at you than with you), then stick to talking about the weather and books. At least she won't hate you for it.

We're relatively big Wimbledon fans here at Asylum. Partly that's because we enjoy the annual shame-parade of British no-hopers, who defiantly struggle into the second round and then are ritually humiliated.

But mostly we just enjoy the good-looking women who populate some of the courts.

Queen among those is Maria Sharapova, the Russian-born (and American accented) blonde beauty who won the tournament in 2004. Despite a disappointing French Open, Sharapova has had a pretty good year, and yesterday the third seed continued that good form by destroying her opponent, Stephanie Foretz, with a 6-1, 6-4 victory.

But who cares about the score? Sharapova looked amazing, wearing a tuxedo-inspired shorts-and-waistcoat number that reminded us all why we watch tennis in the first place. Take a look below and tell us what you think -- has Sharapova ever looked better?

Hottie, item girl, Rakhi Sawant will soon leave a vacuum at the helm of affairs in the 'item number' vertical! Beau Abhishek Awasthi (what does he do for a living?) has nothing to do with it, rather it's YashRaj Films who will make her relook at her priorities.

You see, they have upset the applecart by offering her a "full-fledged dramatic role" in their upcoming movie starrting Rani Mukherjee and Shahid Kapur.

So we were recently sent this job description to be circulated by the National Item Number Committee Of Movie Professionals Or Other Professional Stuntmakers (NINCOMPOOPS):


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Wanted: Senior Item Dancer

Skillsets: Candidate should have extensive experience of dancing especially in front of small studio audiences. Candidate may not have any inhibitions about her past and should be ready to attack it or use it as a weapon whenever required. Using it as a talking point even when not required is an added plus.

Looks are important but a perfect body is more desirable. The right candidate shall have unlimited access to tabloids, plastic surgeons and B-grade producers.

Experience of acting not required. Formal training of dance, acting, language, reading and/or writing not necessary. Knowledge of latest celebrity surgery trends in Hollywood a must. Being self-centred is a must. Willingness to court controversy as a way of life is a necessity. Training will be provided as required.

Remuneration: Will vary from candidate to candidate and will mostly be decided by scouting producers, actors, directors, dance directors and the like. All scouting professionals may be present at the same time as well.
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Now we contacted NINCOMPOOPS to find out how their hunt was going and they tell us that there are some very impressive resumes. The NINCOMPOOPS have also been kind enough to share some of the shortlisted candidates' information with us:

Amisha: "She has done well to desert her family and drop her family name as well. Plus she has an accent and can already read and write well. Her performance in TPTM was outstanding. Her signature expression (deer caught in headlights) is ideal for this profile," said the NINCOMPOOPS president.

Urmila: "The judging at these contests on TV has shown her that she wants to dance more. She was the original candidate until she got some silly movies as the lead actress. But now, she's looking to revive her career and start where she left off," said the president about Ms Matondkar.

Tanushree Dutta: "Ms Dutta is one of the strongest contenders since she is young, can't act or talk and has had a few flops to her name. She fits the requirements perfectly and she is already prone to making controversial statements. She is close to getting it," added Madam president.

Tanishaa: "She has applied, but I don't know why. She keeps making these appearances in movies and frankly, that's a no-no. An item girl must have focus and not indulge in nonsensical acting assignments. She has agreed to undergo counselling to correct this, but we are doubtful at the moment," she said.

So folks, as you can see, it's a tight race. Tanushree leads, followed by Amisha, Urmila and then Tanishaa. We'll keep you informed as more develops.

What do you think would happen if women could conceive without the 'involvement' of men? Tough scene, eh? We already foresee men wondering their purpose of existence. Woe!

Well, fact of the matter is that recent research indicates women may soon be able to produce sperm in a development that could allow lesbian couples to have their own biological children! What are the setbacks though?

We came up with the pros and cons of such an alarming yet real concept... For the record, this is still just a 'possibility'. Don't worry...

Check out the pros and cons

For men
Pros

• The hand that rocks the...
• A world of lesbians is pretty exciting- conceptually at least! Not that you could do much with it, but it's good to know!
• No more male-female painful divorces. We are yet to figure out how it works out in the gay world.
• You could bust out your savings on all the shiny things you always wanted (nothing else to do with it, is there?).
• Get drunk... a lot. No one's gonna crib.
• You can invest in that android dummy you've been checking out (yes, 2008 sex odyssey, here I come!).

• No sex: This is probably the biggest deterrent; no fluff toy or mannequin can replace the real thing! Sadness.
• No fatherhood: Well, adoption is an option but not too many men like the kid without the mother...
• No more paternity leaves. What did you do on the last one, anyway? Honest, please!
• No more blind dates.

Rumours are rife that one of the hottest couples in Bollywood, Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif, is heading for splitsville. The final blow to their relationship came in the form of the spat between Salman and Shah Rukh Khan on Katrina's birthday.

After splitting from his former girlfriend Aishwarya Rai, Salman had finally cashed in all his emotions on Katrina, but he seems to have lost her too as she is quite upset with him. Industry sources said Katrina is no mood to forgive him for his behaviour with Shah Rukh on her birthday which attracted much media attention.

The sources said that after the incident Salman and Katrina are not on talking terms.

'Katrina is blaming Salman for the entire episode,' said a common friend.

Katrina opined that Salman should have restrained himself as he was playing the host. 'But certain things are not in anyone's control and it is destined to happen,' Katrina told a leading TV channel in an interview.

A close friend of Salman said: 'He is good at heart. He took initiative for the party to please Katrina. But everything went wrong.'

Salman and Katrina's relationship was already going through a rough patch. Katrina's ambition is the reason for Salman's anguish. The British-born actress has long stopped taking his advice regarding her professional life, which irked the actor.

Salman, who is known for his hot temper, had objections to Katrina's choice of films, her co stars and even the outfits she wore for some films.

Melbourne July 22 : Think 'light' coloured olive oil is lighter in calorie content or eating carbs can give love handles? Well, in that case, you need a reality check, for all these notions are mere myths, say two Sydney based dieticians.

Susie Burrell and Karen Fischer, nutritionist and author of The Healthy Skin Diet, have come up with a list of the top 10 food myths that people have been following blindly for years.

According to Burrell and Fischer, the top 10 food myths are:

1. Oysters are an aphrodisiac :

Oysters don't have a secret chemical agent that boosts your sex drive. Though they do have zinc, which is beneficial for men, won't do any good to the sex life.

"Zinc is linked to the sexual hormone but does not have an effect on libido. However, some people say oysters are an aphrodisiac because they look like parts of the female anatomy," Watoday.com.au quoted Burrell, as saying.

2. Long-life milk is full of chemicals :

Milk does not need preservatives to sit on a cupboard shelf for months, for it's preservation secret lies in the application of high-temperature technologies.

Fischer said, "Milk is heated to 135 degrees then quickly cooled. That makes 'bad' bacteria perish, but all the minerals are retained. So long life milk is great as a stand by if you run out of fresh milk."

3. Light olive oil is 'light' on calories :

The 'light' refers to the colour, not the fat content.

4. It is not safe to refreeze meat after it has thawed :

It is actually safe to thaw and refreeze meat, but on needs to be very careful dong that. The meat must be thawed in a fridge at five degrees or less. At this temperature, most bacteria responsible for food poisoning cannot grow and those that can, do so very slowly and are killed by subsequent cooking.

5. Carbohydrates cause you to gain weight :

Carbohydrates do not cause weight gain unless they contribute to excess calorie intake. The same holds true for protein and fat. Burrell said it's all in the selection.

"The trouble with carbs is they can be easy to overeat. If they are highly processed, like white flour and pasta, it is turned into sugar quickly and means you don't stay full for long. So you need to choose the right sort," she said.

6. Fresh veggies are better than frozen :

A large number of frozen veggies are just as nutritious, or in some cases even more nutritious, than fresh ones. Frozen vegetables are usually processed within hours of picking, which prevents the loss of many nutrients during the freezing process, therefore they keep their high vitamin and mineral content.

7. Made in Australia means it's 100 per cent Aussie :

The Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry has said that 'Made in Australia' means a product is substantially transformed in Australia and at least 50 per cent of the cost of production has been incurred here.

On the other hand, 'Product of Australia' means all significant ingredients come from Australia, and all or virtually all of the manufacturing or processing is carried out in Australia.

8. The healthier option at a restaurant is a vegetarian dish :

This depends on the dish, but some vegetarian meals are high in fat, especially if they're fried or are made with cheese or pastry.

Burrell said, "The problem with vegetarian meals is that cream-based sauce or butter is used to make them tasty. If you choose a pasta or risotto it has to be very plain tomato sauce to be the low-fat option."

9 It's best not to eat after 7 pm :

It's not the time but the type of food that you eat that counts. Eating more calories than you burn will make you gain weight. But late snacking can push your calorie intake over the edge.

Fischer said, "Eating just before you go to bed can hamper sleep patterns in that it messes with your insulin. I'd suggest you don't eat for two to three hours before bed."

10. Fat-free equals calorie-free

Binging on fat-free foods may ward off the guilt-factor linked with gaining weight, but a lot of fat-free foods have the same amount or even more calories than regular versions.

Our space had already informed you that Sylvester Stallone is set to appear in Bollywood. Going further with the news, the film titled ‘Kambakkht Ishq’ is directed by Sabir Khan and will hit the theatres in December. The story is about the tale of a stuntman struggling to make it big in Hollywood. Kareena plays Akshay’s love interest. Stallone is also trying his best to convince his long time buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger to appear alongside him in the movie. Whether Arnold too will appear in the film or not, only time can tell. Meanwhile you treat your eyes with the rare combination of Bollywood’s leading lady Kareena Kapoor with Hollywood hottie Sylvester Stallone!