Nine Rules for Dating a Short Girl
We know by now that guys have a thing for tall women (not taller women who make guys feel powerless), and will go out of their way to pick up the next slender bombshell who crosses their path. Even if it means using the cheesiest lines.
But the hard reality is that when it comes down to the crunch, anything will do. Especially if the short girl is more, what shall we say, well endowed than those giraffe-looking anorexic women. Too often have we seen the myth of 'tall is in' being shattered to bits by the sight of that giant-looking man with his arms round the waist of a girl who comes up to his waist.
However, before trying (hard) to pick up one of us shorter girls, it might be useful if you follow these few simple ground rules, if you don't want to hurt yourself too much.
1 - Don't ask us something like, "How old are you really?" Didn't your mother tell you a long time ago NEVER to ask a woman her age? And kids like you shouldn't be going out in the first place.
2 - Please don't buy us those super sexy evening gowns hanging outside the stores. Yes, we accept the bitter truth that tall girls can flaunt them well.
3 - Don't expect us to give you a surprise peck on your cheeks every now and then when you are too tall.
4 - Never tell us you wish your girl was a beauty contest winner.
5 - Don't feel ashamed to bend down to kiss us.
6 - Don't stare at the legs of a tall woman when you are with us. It's really annoying, trust us, and makes us feel you
are just another jerk. Yes, you read it right, jerk.
7 - We feel worst when you guys ask us, "When did you stop growing."
8 - Don't actually give us stilettos block heels as a birthday gift.
9 - Don't try cracking jokes like asking me if I acted in 'Honey I shrunk the kids'. In the first place, it isn't even funny. And secondly, it's very likely we'll throw our stiletto at you (with the sharp end aimed at your one good eye).
