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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"

Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

 

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"What did one ghost say to another?"

"Do you believe in people?"

 

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My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

 

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

 

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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"

" Please wait someone else is using it."

 

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When I told th! e doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

 

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"Where did you get those big eyes?"

"They came with the face."

 

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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

 

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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

 

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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

 

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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."

"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

 

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"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"

"Yes if you're lucky."

 

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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

 

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"H! as there been any insanity in your family?"

"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

 

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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.

I have the handwriting for it.

 

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"My wife doesn't know what she wants."

"You're lucky. My wife does."

 

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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

 

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"What do use for washing dishes?"

"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

 

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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"

"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

 

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

 

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