Chocolates Work Better than Diamonds if you want toa attract a girl for sex

Reality check - it's not diamonds guys, it's chocolates that are a woman's best friend. Yes, it is cheaper, isn't it?

Adding to the golden rule that "you are always wrong", you could do well to remember that flowers, little cute messages (not that you ever do a good job of it!) or a romantic and "I understand" (Ya right!) peck is not going to cut it. What is missing? You have checked it all out on the 'secrets to keep her happy' lists?

What women know and you guys don't at all, is that the secret lies in cocoa. Chocolates! Serious! Nothing works like chocolates. Research has shown that chocolates act as excellent mood elevator for women. There is also proof that it adds to the serotonin (a neurochemical that plays an important role in mood changes. Wink, wink!) levels in the brain and a melting chocolate in a mouth increases heart rate which is more intense than a passionate kiss. And for all you 'good kissers' out there to know that the effect lasts a good four times longer than a kiss. That maybe explains why women say, "Nothing tastes better than a chocolate!"

And also a tip for all you guys who are trying to woo that girl in college or at work who just won't go out with you cause she still can't get over her ex. Just give her two things: a shoulder to cry on a chocolate to eat while she cries. She's all yours!

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